There's this dlc place that has one reason to despise. Someone there asked me to collect husks, and the reward was junk with random enchantments. Anyway, in order for me to even enter this place I had two choices: One choice sounded so bad that I would rather let the eggs of flies hatch in my nostrils. The other choice was to be a vampire.

I searched "skyrim vampirism cure."

It said "talk to any bartender!" But the absence of vampire dialogue at three inns said otherwise. Next, "go to a specific settlement and talk to a certain mage there." This actor had no idea what I was talking about because there was no dialogue for my problem. Next, `setstage 000eafd5 10 resulted in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7mHxdHlRY

Am I supposed to stay a vampire until Dawnguard MQ is done?

That's a sensible game!

Actually, if I'm remembering correctly, you can't stay a vampire and finish on the DG side. Isran won't deal with you if you're a vampire. In fact, he tells you to go find Falion.

If you are a vampire, he'll say:
Isran: "And it seems we have a problem. Since you could've attacked me before now, I'm going to assume this was a little accident on your part. And so I'm going to give you a chance to get yourself cured. Go to http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Morthal and find http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Falion. He's the only one I know of in Skyrim that can http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Rising_at_Dawn vampirism. If you can manage that, the Dawnguard still may have use for you. I'll be waiting." The quest, Rising at Dawn, will now start. When you come back, he'll say, "Welcome back. Glad to see you've taken care of your little problem, and kept it from becoming my problem. Sorine and Gunmar are settling in."

That should set a flag that will give Falion the dialogue you need.

After the first time I played DG, I always allow Serana to use the soultrap routine, and simply find the soulgem before I leave the Soul Cairn. I've had my game glitch and assume I'm still a vampire after getting cured. It got really annoying after a while.

Oh, yes I did ask for rumors until the dialogue was exhausted and no one mentioned Falion. But I did get a quest to rid a lair of necromancers. Isran, I talked to him as a vampire and he does not have anything to say about it. My characters eyes don't glow like Serana's but I have the Vampire Lord item. And my skin is not pale nor do I look like a vampire. Maybe restarting Skyrim and waiting a day or four will do something. Is that game sensible because I'm stupid? Be right back, btw thanks for the responses!

Yeah, things are beyond borked. After resting in a bed for 768 hours, my character doesn't look like Serana and people don't react. Turning vampire lord for the first time confused me and I slaughtered Falkreath Inn before understanding that the quick menu had the revert form. After reverting, my character does not look vampirish with the eyes and face and people will talk to me and don't detect vampirism, especially Isran, and after succesfully feeding.

But things are suddenly way worse. Going through doors randomly ctds, sometimes opening a dead body ctds, and sometimes quickloading ctds. The last time things became this bad after mods, starting a new game led to an absolutely stable game with no problems, and with the exact same mod list. With this game I kept a stability and mod installation log, so I know exactly when the first ever freeze happened ( after Expanded Towns and Cities + Better Fast Travel + Lanterns of Skyrim ) and when the first ctd ever happened ( after Lover's Lab armor mods and dressing npcs with the Outfit Changer and Maintainer ). Things just led up to this sudden explosion of instability.

Time to remove those, start a new game, and try that Redguard Fist and Magicka warrior character I had planned. Thanks guys!

Here was my mod list, in case you're curious:

Skyrim.esmUpdate.esmDawnguard.esmDragonborn.esmFalskaar.esmApachiiHair.esmRaceCompatibility.esmAlicia.esmClimatesOfTamriel.esmETaC - RESOURCES.esmLanterns Of Skyrim - All In One - Main.esmSkyMoMod.esmUnofficial Skyrim Patch.esp  [Version 1.3.3c]Unofficial Dawnguard Patch.esp  [Version 1.2.4]Unofficial Dragonborn Patch.esp  [Version 1.0.5]Morning Fogs.espAOS.espJK Crafting Breakdown.espLanterns Of Skyrim - All In One - 1_5x Brighter.espLanterns Of Skyrim - AIO - Dawnguard.espDudestiaOutfitChanger.espSkyrim Immersive Creatures.esp  [Version v6.1.2]Skyrim Immersive Creatures - DLC2.esp  [Version v6.1.2]RaceMenu.espRaceMenuPlugin.espSkyTweak.espSkyUI.esp1AlirArmor.esp1CuteKnightArmor.espAsharaPrinceOfTheWoods.espbackpackfrankdema.espCloaks - No Imperial.espCloaks - No Imperial - Dawnguard.espDemonHunterArmor.espDreamBurrowsSageOutfit.espEbony Samurai Plate Armor.espfox12 Armor.espfox15 Armor.espGizmodian-Witchbane.espleia.espMashupUNP.espMaxwell Outfit.espMinaArmors.espNeo's Oriental Dress.espNeo's Witch.espNN_ElvishDresses.espNorthgirl.espOsare GothicLolita.espR18Pn - Heilige Mutter Armor.espR18Pn - Ritter Armor - Heavy.espSeraphineHuntedArmor.espSkimpySilverlight.espTavernClothes-MTM.espUNP_MothPriest_Fitted_Sandals.espWestWindAssault.espZhaetheriaLegend.espzzTmBallGown.espQueen of the damned-Akasha Dress.esp0nk Better Gauldur and Saarthal Amulet Copy.espBetterQuestObjectives.espBetterQuestObjectives-Dawnguard.espFalskaarDawnguard.espFast Respawns And Rich Merchants.esp++  FSS-Slight pause between lines.espGrassOnSteroids_NaturalEdition_Vanilla.espOpenFaceGuardHelmets.espETaC - Complete.espBFT Ships and Carriages.espEnhancedLightsandFX.espClimatesOfTamriel-Dawnguard-Patch.espClimatesOfTamriel-Dragonborn-Patch.espAOS_CoT 3.1 compatibility patch.espSaturationBoost.espApocalypse - The Spell Package.espBetterMagic_FULL.espTheEyesOfBeauty.esp3DNPC.espAlicia.espEMCompViljaSkyrim.espEMViljaInSolstheimAddOn.espmoveitLWT.espBashed Patch, 0.espASIS-Dependency.espASIS.esp5A  Nordic Carved Helm Wigs.esp