I searched "funny stories" and the things that came up were not funny, sort of.

So, a "funny little story" thing is always nice. Funny glitches are also accepted. And if this thread exists, point me to it so I can feel horribly guilty.

Any way, my funny tidbit. I'll give you a little recent one.

I was in Fort Dawnguard, and I had to talk to Isran. Everyone was asleep, including him. I talked to him, got my mission, then exited the conversation. He says "Be on your guard at all times, avoid sleep if you can. Sleep is for the weak." ....as he is crawling back into bed. I couldn't stop laughing at the amount of irony in his words and actions. -wipes tear of laughter-

So, what's yours?

There are threads like this. Most are titled: "Your WTF moments"

http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1474915-your-wtf-moments-in-skyrim-15/

Also, threads like these should be posted in the "Cheats, Hints, and Spoilers" section. To avoid ruining someone's day

*Alduin lands on building*

"It's in the clouds!"

-guilt and panic sets in-

-laughs at story then panics again-

Nothing to worry about *pushes away Nazeem*

Seems like Isran gave you a sign. Dawnguard needs a new leader. YOU! Because you don't need to sleep unless you interact with a bed.

I think the Vampire Hunters are the only faction you can't lead :T

Maven Black-Briar: "When I get angry, I call the Dark Brotherhood."

She'll presumably say this to you even if you've (1) eliminated the Dark Brotherhood, or (2) become the Listener of said organization.