If you were actually inside Skyrim......

Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:36 pm

There's no soap but there's cure disease potions so no need to worry. On that note I would have to try all the different women like Argonians, Khajiit and Orcs oh my...for 79 septims a bottle, I could safely enjoy a lusty Argonian maid :cool:

well it seems he's speaking about us being in Skyrim the game so yes it's glitchy....let's hope we don't encounter any game breaking bugs :P

Wouldn't having knowledge that we were in the game open the door to CHIM? If so I would be the new Talos and do as I please. The first order of business would be firing Heimskr, people won't take my status seriously if my prophet is a crazy dude who shouts at an orphan girl and dead tree all day.

ha I think your character would get the last laugh as I'm sure they would wipe the floor with you. I would only try to talk to my wise old wizard character as a master mage could teach me all spells and be more understanding of this stranger who knows everything about them while my battleaxe barbarian would think I was some sort of crazy sorcerer and kill me on the spot.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:33 am

Wealth follows power. Pick your favorite Jaarl and introduce his guards to the phalanx. Then you can beat a path to wealth's doors. All of them.

By the time anyone figures out how to stop it your chosen Jaarl will be Emperor and you'll be married to his daughter.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:36 pm

Do what alduin would not do............ End The World

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:16 am

It's a little off-topic, though we're still talking about what we'd do in Skyrim, but... it's not that wealth follows power, but rather that wealth is a measure of power and a tool to accumulate more power. Generally speaking, the President or leader of a nation doesn't become wealthy after taking the seat of power, he was wealthy before, So, in that context, accumulate wealth, then hire a band of mercenaries, teach them phalanx tactics, and depose the jarl. If that's what you want. or put a puppet jarl in power in his place.

In Skyrim (as in RL), the key appears to be:

first: survive

second: accumulate wealth

third: take power and position of choice

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:41 am

I would ask Hulda for a job. Then I would try to convince Arcadia to teach me about alchemy. I would try to learn some basic spells, then I would get myself some real warm clothes, hire Jenassa and take a carriage to Winterhold to apply to the College.
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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:38 am

I would kill Farandal and take over his job, because I'm a much better wizard then he ever would be. :devil:

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:43 am

Basically this, but I wouldn't hire Jenassa.

As for my characters, well, I'd try to avoid most of them. Bandits, thieves and assassins, the bunch of them. My Dragonborn is alright, but if I met her in her mentally unstable vampire stage I'd be screwed, so better not risk it. One is on Solstheim, but I don't think I'd want to move there - at least not immediately. The only other all-around decent guy lives in the College, so that's another reason to go there. :)

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:34 pm

Uhh...I'd first go to Nazeem and he becomes my Battle-Brother.

We'd hire a Khajit assasin to assasinate Balgruuf, and let Nazeem run Whiterun Hold.

But I'm not going to stop untill Nazeem becomes Skyrim's new high king!

I'm not afraid of my Dragonborn. The magic word is "pay". And woohoo, another loyal servant.

I then want to marry, but the Khajit assasin kills her, because we didn't pay the Khajit(cheapskate here)

After the Khajit is dead, my Dragonborn comes after me, because he also did not receive money.

I flee out of Skyrim, leaving Nazeem's side, and get killed by a Mudcrab on border patrol.

Only to be controlled by a Novice Necromancer who just wanted a pack mule...For eternity.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:03 am


Forgot to add the bit about my Dragonborns (or rather, my characters since some of them aren't Dragonborn). I would like to run into Jelissa (DB), she's a nice, helpful girl with a big heart (unless you threaten her and her friends), or La?s (not DB), because he's also an overall nice guy even though he makes stupid things sometimes. I would avoid my thief (who probably would rob me) and my witch (who might set me on fire first and ask questions later).
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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 11:08 am

I would work, and learn to hunt, and try to learn magic, and then we'd see where I would go from there. I hope I wouldn't meet any of my characters because I'd be so freaking jealous of them. Also I would totally try to explore at least one Nordic ruin!!! But not until I feel somewhat confident in my skills.

Oh and since Adrianne doesn't seem to mind, I'd ask her to teach me some smithing :smile: Maybe I'd become a blacksmith. And joining the CoW is also high on my list.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:57 am

Id go over to the bar and talk to Sam Guevenne to have a drinking contest with him. Then, after all that, I'd go to Arcadia and convince her that a strong young man would be useful around her home/shop and that I'd do "favors" for her if she let me live there and learn alchemy. After gaining skill in alchemy, I'll pocket a few powerful magic potions then take a carriage ride to Winterhold. Talk to the hot Mage chick guarding the college, pop a couple of magic potions and cast a spell to gain entry. I'll get some cool mage robes, a bed, a desk, access to knowledge and tables of food.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:31 am

If I could pick a race I'd be a Dunmer and if I had to I'd met my favorite character, my Dunmer sorcerer and train under him as his apprentice afterwards I'd leave the worst province ever and goto Morrowind in order to help rebuild before joining Telvanni to grow my own tower and study for the rest of my existence on my own and under the various skilled wizard-lords of Telvannis.
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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 5:21 am

I would go to my Dragon Borns hpuse and have six with his wife (Lydia) then probably get Fus Ro Dah'ed to High Hrothgar and back for shagging his wife :D
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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:15 pm

I'd c*** myself then try my very best to get back to 21st Century Earth. It might look easy in that sort of world, but we wouldn't last a week even in our own medieval period, let alone in a place like Tamriel, where there's all sorts of vicious supernatural creatures.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:23 am

I would stuff a pheasant and introduce Skyrim to Thanksgiving...happy day all!

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:40 am

There are no supernatural creatures inside Whiterun, just don't go alone in the wilderness and you'll be relatively fine. Until a dragon or vampire attack... but hopefully the Dragonborn already took care of these threats.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:29 am

In that case you should be relatively alright, just so long as you don't mind not having modern appliances like toilets, running water, proper lighting, heating or easy to prepare meals. Also, you should be very wary of accidentally taking any sort of technology or modern clothing along with you. If they're anything like our ancestors they'd burn you as a witch even for wearing a digital watch or for wearing a pair of jeans or t-shirt! I'd dare say they'd even get you for speaking in modern English!

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:13 pm

Dude they don't even burn witches as witches in Skyrim.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:46 am

They're not like our ancestors. Their world has magic and steam automata, they'll be suspicious of modern technology, but they won't immediately kill you because of it - at least not until they decide you're a threat, but come on, who are you going to attack with a digital watch? At most they'll drag you before the court wizard who'll probably be thrilled to hear about an alternate universe.

No modern appliances... It's inconvenient, but not lethal. People of Skyrim live like this, you can adjust.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:37 am

I wouldn't like to see the Dragonborn snogging or getting 'fresh' with me missus Sir as they go shopping together in Whiterun market.

I would feel quite low. It simply wouldn't do.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:47 am

I'm just saying if they were anything like our ancestors, seeing that it's based loosely on our own medieval period. None of our historical movies, video games or books are 100% accurate to the real life events, so I was just supposing that a real life Tamriel wouldn't mirror the games either. If not, if they were all more like the Nords towards magic, but worse, then you could find yourself in a rather sticky situation very quickly. Our own ancestors would've not understood a digital watch. It would've been so completely alien to them that they would've mistaken it for magic, and as a result you would be branded a witch or sorcerer, just as people with disabilities were mistaken for being possessed by evil. Either way you would've soon found yourself on a bonfire. But if we're talking a complete mirror image of Tamriel, then I guess I'd still want to come back here as soon as possible, just for the simple reason of the lack of the aforementioned convenient technology, especially toilets and running water.

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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:09 am


I agree with the other guy. They'd probably just take you to the court wizard, who'd probably vouch for you.
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Post » Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:53 am

I wonder if the court wizard could magic me up a toilet and some toilet paper for Breezehome? Wouldn't mind a microwave and a little power generator as well! :D Wonder what they could power the generator with? Soul gems maybe?

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