I wrote this satirical piece back when 1.4 patch came out, but still relevant (for 1.9):

I don't get it.

And your point is?!

Er..

Home assignment from school ?

I hope that's not what he'll show the professor.

What is the point of this, its old news.

I can too. This game is absolute rubbish and lacks any sort of innovation. 9.9/10. Now, I wait for the more gullible gamers to think my opinion higher than others and also be criticized for not giving a game 10/10.

Because journalism.

Second to last paragraph. Did Todd Howard really offer $5 horse armor again? It seems like this is a joke.

It's highly time games became a real qualified specialisation in journalism, like politics, economics, culture, cinema and even sports, are. With real degrees.

And just as legit information.

For some reason I am not getting this.

I see what you did there. My turn.

This entire article is an obvious farce. I thought it was hilarious.

Is it that time of the month again.

Yes, there's blood seeping into my sheets and I constantly smell in my college classes.

My mom had to buy me some new underwear and sheets but she DID buy be a giant [censored] out of consideration.

If you want you can come over here and teach me how to use it.