Pamphlet on Alteration

Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:49 am

[While studying on Alteration magics I came across a particulately odd pamphlet - Ralyn Sadras, Telvanni Spellwright]

The wonders of Alteration and Chirurgy combined into one!

Feeling odd? Feeling uncomfortable with who you are? Want to feel what others feel? Want to escape from someone or the Guard?

WELL NOW YOU CAN FIX ALL OF THAT WITH THE WONDERS

OF

six-CHANGING

That's right! Through dedicated research into Alteration and chirurgy learned from the most respected wizards and alterationists of the Summerset Isles.

I have found a way to change the very gender of a person, no longer should you be feel like you're the wrong gender.

No longer will you feel out of place, no longer will you wonder what the opposite six is like.

For a long time the Chirurgeons have used the flesh to sculpt beauties and horrors and for so long the school of Alteration has been used to change the world

So I thought to myself "Mirkralli, if Alteration can be used to change the world, why can't it change the body of a person?" And so I stride to perfect my skills

Finally they paid off after many years and after several experimentations I have done it!

So come on down to master Alterationist and Chirurgeon, Mirkalli of Skywatch if you want to finally be free of your sixual prison, be it man, women or hermaphrodite I will change everything about you until you're comfortable!

You can find me in the Elven Gardens district of the Imperial City, just a short walk away from the market district

[Editor's note, I have not found out what happened to this Mirkralli but apparently his residence in the Imperial City was burned down by an angry client]

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xemmybx
 
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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:06 pm

The Ayleids did it first.

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Megan Stabler
 
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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:15 am


Shush you
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Kelsey Anna Farley
 
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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:35 pm

STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW oh nevermind, miss, I mistook you for someone else.

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Cathrine Jack
 
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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:33 pm

Certain Altmeri fleshsculptors would like to debate your claim.

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Amysaurusrex
 
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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:13 pm

Such frivolous use of ones command of the world around them. Are these Septim grabers going to start fixing wagon wheels too?

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Jordan Moreno
 
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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:30 pm

If the wheel is broken...

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gary lee
 
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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:21 am

Then you should've ALMSIVI/Divine Intervention or Recalled like a proper mage!

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Robert
 
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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:08 pm


Or clearly change the six of the wood of the wheel and spruce it up with a nice beauty treatment.
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Michelle Chau
 
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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:41 pm


And what, go hide in your closet, ignoring there's a problem with your wheel at all?
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