My follower Derkeethus against M'aiq the Liar: "You make a fine rug, cat!

Cicero: Oh! Cicero's heard of the Butcher! Interesting knife work! Just.. Stab stab stab stab stab stab stab!!!!! And then....Stab stab stab stab stab stab stab!!!!!

^Daeo at this point is simply staring at Cicero in disbelief.

"I am not sure who is getting more pleasure out of the stabbing, the Butcher or you" -Daeo's only response

"Can I keep it. Aaahh Just kidding." The spellsword dude in solitude when trading. He says something like that anyway.

"Well, look what the horker dragged in! Still running around Skyrim causing trouble?"

- Marcurio (of course)

Beltand? I love Belrand!

"The only thing better than having a powerful mage fighting at your side is.... well, nothing really". Marcurio...of course.

I usually fill in my own ending to that comment, just as snarky as half of his comments or not. ..... having one in your bed ( is a favorite of my female characters)

...... watching them from behind. ( is another)