Hilarious things you've doneHave happened in Skyrim

Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:08 pm

1: I do all my Dark Brotherhood quests with the melee dinner fork that spawns in Honeyside

2: One time Nazeem was insulting someones meat, i shot him and he face planted in it and I buried him in a shrine of meat in the center of the Whiterun marketplace.

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Motionsharp
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:56 am

I fired an arrow at a wolf but I hit a rabbit in the distance that I didn't see.
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scorpion972
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:11 am

I was being chased by a horde of Vampires and I jumped off a cliff and landed in water and they all slipped off and splattered right next to me.... I laughed so hard :D

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teeny
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:51 am

What a coincedence I was debating if i should jump off a waterfall with my mage earlier

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Eliza Potter
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:05 am

Tried to do the jump off Bards' Leap, but forgot that I had whirlwind sprint equipped. Landed on the stone in front and died.

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NeverStopThe
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:03 am

Hilarious it may not be, but punching deathlords to well... death, is great fun. Now that I got rid of smithing* from the alchemy effects and put fortify unarmed in it's place, legendary dragons, are next in line :D

*This mod ofcourse, will never see the light of day :P

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Imy Davies
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:03 am

I've used Whirlwind sprint by mistake so many times. It's the worst when you're trying to avoid close combat then whirlwind sprint straight into that angry dragon.

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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:51 am

Ever have guards tell you that you might want to put clothes on because it is going to be cold that night?

Ever have civilians tell you to put some damn clothes on and then call you a fool?

Chances are you probably have

Now have you had either of those happen while you were in werewolf form?

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Justin Hankins
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:11 pm

Don't want werewolves to get hypothermia. The citizens of Skyrim are nice like that.

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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:58 pm

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Hilariously enough I transformed in the underforge and then exited into Whiterun
just to find that nobody was hostile and that included the guards for some reason, best bug/glitch ever if you are a werewolf and just want to stroll around town in werewolf form.

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Travis
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:40 pm

:D That's awesome.

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Zualett
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:02 am

Too many things.

One time a bunch of bandits chased me down a hill when one of them activated the rock fall trap. I was a low level so it killed all five of them with me having to do nothing.

I jumped off a cliff trying to snatch a blue butterfly

Yesterday a mage student came up to me in whiterun and asked if he could cast a firebolt at my ward. I only had a greater ward so i could only keep it up for a second. He missed me and hit a citizen and all the guard insta-killed him.

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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:35 pm

Yeah . . . Not as good as my werewolf thing imo.

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Mr. Allen
 
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Post » Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:38 am

Using Nightingale Subterfuge in a city. I did this in Whiterun the other day. I made sure to save my game beforehand. I just wanted to see what would happen.

Blood everywhere. The streets were painted red. It was funny because the essential NPCs were slaughtering all of the guards. Then they put up their daggers or fists and continue about their business.

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