"I'm a tailor now, apparently." Lauren said to her lover Lucien.
"Ah, really? How many suits does one girl need?" Lucien said, winking.
"Oh, many! My sister wears swimsuits every day. She said it sure beats wearing a shirt and skirt!"
Silence. The uninvited guest in Moonlight Manor. There was nothing for her to do so she ventured out. Again.
"I so need to reexamine my life." Lauren said to herself when walking on the sands of Elsweyr. "I need to settle down. But before I can do that, I must get rid of my bad record."
But just as she said that, a guard ran up to her and said "Stop! You violated the law!"
"Eh?" Lauren said. "What did I do?"
"You know very well what you did! You have skooma in your pockets!"
"What's the problem with that? It's not like I was gonna sell it."
"Oh, really? An addict and a liar!"
"Just shut the [censored] up!" Lauren shouted and cut the guard's head off.
"Murder! Murder!" came a cry.
"Stupid laws," Lauren muttered and ran away, as far as her legs can carry her.