The Companions are witches : V

» Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:21 pm

So Farkas is following me around in Whiterun and I notice he takes the long way round using bridges rather than crossing the shallow channels of water. I test it a few times just for laughs. Then I get the chills as I realize he's harboring a secret:

Spoiler

Farkas is a witch! Everyone knows witches are unable to cross running water. I always thought they could use bridges like the rest of us and now I've seen proof. :smile:

Immaterial, AFAIC. Just funny making him run back and forth to use bridges over little tiny channels so he doesn't risk getting his shiny little shoes splashed on. :shakeshead:

Simple minds, simple pleasures.

» Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:26 am

Farkas isn't a witch. He sinks in water. Therefore, he weighs more than a duck. Since he weighs more than a duck, he is not made of wood. If he is not made of wood, he cannot be a witch.

» Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:30 pm

Laws of Monty Python ftw.

» Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:31 pm

It's actually Vampires that can't cross running water, not witches

» Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:13 pm

QFT.

» Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:19 am

Akso Headless Horseman!

» Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:06 pm

Farkas is a Nord.

Everyone knows Nords have an aversion to water, especially if mixed with soap!