So, after a bug in the Dragonborn DLC, I had to remake Daeo. Daeo decided to do the Bleak Falls Barrow, since it's an easy four hundred gold and then he stole the claw back.

However, I found the funniest mess of dialogue in the Barrow itself. So when you first enter the Barrow you know there are always those two bandits. It just happens that these bandits are male and female.

Daeo uses the Fury spell on the male Bandit. He ends up killing the female. Here comes the kicker. As the Bandit is looking at the body he says

"Lying harlet...I told her the kid ain't mine...I ain't paying a rusty septim"

Now I have heard this dialogue before. But just the fact that it was a male and female bandit, and the fact that he was looking at her body made this mess of a dialogue even more funny, imo.

I love it when stuff like that happens.

Those first two bandits are always male and female.

Interesting dialogue though. Never heard it.

Good stuff.

I know it made my game put a smile on my face. I found out I much prefer my game without quest markers on.

And all kinds of weird stuff happened.

Like earlier Daeo was wondering around and saw Hired Thugs. At first they didn't attack me, so I didn't think for a second that they were after me. I decided to have a Friendly Chat with them. They proceeded to skewer me with a great sword, so Daeo roasted them.

Then while hawking their bodies I found a letter about someone hiring them to come after me. Daeo is going to find this Moira and slice her neck. It's rude to assume someone is a thief even though they took a Petty Gem. Though oddly it belonged to Anise not Moira and Moira was never around, in fact no one was around, and even more in fact Anise is dead.

Now Moira, she's... something else. You'll only get to have your revenge on her during a rather curious set of events, though. She's one truly unforgettable woman.

that.......is a bit of an understatement.

Oh....more than a woman, Moira, eh?