http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/08/us-usa-oklahoma-wedgie-idUSBREA071LI20140108
I guess you could say this is incident is a.....stretch. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
We should give that guy an "atomic swirley". See how he likes that.
I'm guessing it'd dampen his spirits a little.