Q: "Who is Gstaff?"
A: A Pistons fan
Q: "Who is Gstaff?"
A: A Pistons fan
You'd think they could at least toss a few handfuls of stale Cheetos through the bars of your cage every now and then. What you're describing is just inhuman.
The parts I took from this were "chains, dark basemant, bedding, and a hamster"....
sounds kinky.
Kinky? What on earth are you talking about? Did someone tell you about the hot tub?
Hot tub...as in http://youtu.be/_TXNEE6SaoI?t=1m24s .
You mean this old thing?
http://i.imgur.com/AimMTJm.jpg
Trust you to have your mind in the gutter.
I don't think so. It happened before my time and I've only seen pictures. My eyes have never been the same.
How about Nelson Mandela?
Not to imply that Gstaff is Nelson Mandela or anything...
He is the pimp of Todd Howards and Tweet_Petes. One day he'll rule us all, you know. Bethesda is nothing but a diversion. Curses!
Hopefully that won't be the same case for Gstaff.
Some call him the God of Rock n' Roll, others have called him a sixual deviant in eight of the nine provinces of Tamriel, a select few have even whispered he is secretly Kim Jong-Un. Only one thing we can say for sure is, he is known simply as....GSTAFF!
Lies, he's actually a successful businessman that sells frozen fish fingers, locally known as fishy sticks.
GSTAFF the greatest being to grace any forum in the infinite sea of rippling quantum realities!