Actually that's all I have to say.

I agree. That's all I have to say as well.

This idea = best idea.

That would be too OP and blatant pay 2 win

You forgot to mention the gentlemanly moustache

Might make the universe explode, I wouldn't risk it.

I agree, and have the Imperial Edition, but this is gonna upset a lot of people when they see you with it, and they don't have one. I would expect mudcrabicide to be a real problem and the cause of much dissension.

I doubt it.

This would only be a problem if the CE would unlock the tophat/monocle Mudcrab race.

Which of course everybody would give up their first born child for so it wouldn't be a problem.

That was my point. A mudcrab with monacle and tophat like the Skyrim mod would make everybody jealous as hell.

No love for the other pet?

The Guar-looking thing?

dam i wanted a mini dragon

leave the crab alone , NO tophat please =)

There is only room for one thing to be so dapper,

I voted against it. Because optional, really? The word you're looking for there is "mandatory".

For options, it can say things like "Dad a chum?" and "Did a chik?"

You're absolutely right, the option has been added.

Nah, maybe a Dragon Break as an absolute worst-case scenario.

What about a fancy cane at least? Would that carry less risk of unravelling the fabric of time or setting existence on fire?

It would indeed make them more awesome but if we arm them, we might have a rebellion on our hands.

A thousand mudcrabs simultaneously raising their cane into the air will spell doom for all of nirn. Only the master crab race will survive.