Dead. I'm under no illusion about my usefulness in a place like Tamriel. The best I could how for would be to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmqGHXsF1Lk
A Dunmer alchemist or Mage, working for House Telvanni (hopefully)
I would be a Nord Mercenary or Bandit. I would get killed by the Hero because I was part of a radient quest. My famous last words were: Never should have come here! I dropped some fairy good loot for a bandit: a Steel Plate Helm, Steel Plate Armor, Dwemer Gauntlets, Dwemer Boots of [censored] Kicking, a steel sword, about 26 Septims, eigh iron arrows despite now even having a bow, an Amulet of Mara, Spiced Beef and a Sweet Role.
I was then resurrected as a zombie by my killer and after getting killed again, I am now a pile of ash.