What is the best way to kill him? Id say ruin his farm! Steal all his vegies and shoot his employee! Then i murder his wife. After a while ill come back ( once i feel hes grieved long enough ) and ill slaughter him. But not only slaughter him, soul trap him and enchant some boots with his soul, and walk around the cloud district .... All day so he can see just how often i go.

Kill it with fire.

Hold on, Jeez man. That's a bit much. I know he's a megalomaniac and a narcissist, but holy cow man. That's pretty messed up.

Lmao

Confession: I never killed Nazeem.

Soul trap him and then decapitate him. Strip him of his clothes and drag his body to the market district and leave it there. Also kill Ahlam while you're at it.

I used to hate him so much but now I love him http://i.minus.com/i4EsuLGiYmxyJ.jpg

Wait, I can turn him into a vampire and make him my immortal slave. Just kidding. He may be narcissistic, but he doesn't need to die, he just needs to be humbled. A lot.

Then strip him naked and place his corpse with a bunch of dead naked guards. Place theirs hands/faces on each other's junk.
Scatter a bunch of empty skooma bottles on the crime scene.

Forensics will place it as overdose/ dehydration during a drug orgy

It's a shame they're isn't a DB contract for him, i'd relish that one.

Kill Nazeem, raise him from the dead.. And have him murder his own family.

I usually just take him out with a bow from afar. Then I'll raise his dead corpse, walk around a bit then enjoy watching his body turn to ashes.

In my current playthrough, I turned into a werewolf and just ripped him apart.

The last contract, with a huge amount of money...

I'm sure we would have killed him before we even got a contract to kill him lol

I just maybe a teensy bit removed his dialogue from the game a little bit.

Me neither. He's a pathetic little man, that's all. Not worth the effort.

He has no family; his parents hanged themselves at the Gildergreen.

That's a bit random Harry? They hung themselves because of how annoying their son was?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM8krWnU0uQ had the right of it (starts around 2:07 - possibly not appropriate for the very young or those about to go to bed who suffer with nightmares).

Same here. I've never killed anyone in any TES game that didn't attack me first or a quest required it (except by accident). Just not how I play.

M'aiq never kills people for no apparent reason.

That's because M'aiq is a little pvssycat.

Errrr, Gallowglas? That's a bit inappropriate for this forum.

I too have never killed Nazeem. A nobody with an overinflated ego is not worth the attention of a demigod.

Eat him!

I've never killed Nazeem...well sometimes when I'm bored I mess around and attack people in Whiterun, but I've never killed him in a permanent save. I think Whiterun would actually feel odd without him around. I do find it funny that Nazeem never actually goes to the Cloud District or his own farm for that matter.

Soultrapping someone is the worst fate you could give them. Infuse their soul into a pair of footwraps or something and reverse pickpocket them onto a filthy begger.