The single most impressive weapon in all of TES that was and will ever be...

... The Daedric Greatsword.

Spectral Bow.

Can't pick that one? Auriel's Bow.

I don't use one as it's too low rank but I quite like the look of ancient Nord weapons

Bound Bow or Bound Battleaxe, or Glass War-Axe or Orcish Mace. My favourite changes a lot so I'm never quite sure, currently it's the Orcish Mace though as I like how it's simple but strong-looking, not too ridiculously heavy looking, just a basic solid spiked mace.

Picking up a dead bear and casting it another dead bear.

After that Dawnbreaker Sir.

I wish Dawnbreaker could sing.

Like the sound that you make when you run a finger around the top of a glass.

With a cycling melody.

While Lydia accompanies me on the spoons.

All pouty like.

Wuuthrad is mine.

Sword - Dawnbreaker

Greatsword - Steel

Dagger - Daedric

Mace - Orcish

Axe (1 & 2 handed) - Ebony

Unenchanted bow - hunting bow

Enchanted Bow - Auriel's bow, Black bow of Fate

Elven and Dragonbone greatswords.