Just a little corner to think of some silly Eso jokes....I'll start.

1) Why did the Khajit cross the road................he was being chased by skooma dealers.

2)What did one Nord say to the other Nord.......................nothing, they were both dead.

3) A nord, a Breton and a Redguard are being imprisoned by Altmer, to be excecuted by Bosmer bowmen.

The Redguard thinks of a cunning plan and says, " Look, these Bosmer are country folk & very scared of natural disasters. So when you are taken put in place to be shot, just shout out some natural disaster and they will run for their trees, and you can escape". The Breton & Nord agree, this is a brilliant idea.

The Breton was first to be taken out. he was placed by a large tree, and just as the Bosmer take aim, he shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" And just as the Redguard said, the Bosmer run, terrified for their lives, and the Breton escapes.

When calm was restored, it was the Redguards turn, Very confident that his plan was a success he walked to the place by the tree, and just as the Bosmer took aim, he shouted "TSUNAMI!"

Just as before, the Bosmer flee for their lives and the redguard escapes.

The Nord was laughing into himself, as he watched and thinking "These country bumpkins are idiots".........

Just as before, after the chaos faded & order was restored, the last was led out towards the tree.

Just as the Bosmer took aim, he shout "FIRE!".

The third one was really funny, ha!

Yep, the third one's hilarious.

and techmically, these are just ES jokes.

Bad joke coming up..

What do you call a Khajiit with no Septims?

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I use tell jokes like you

but then I took arrow to my knee

there was an arrow to the.. joke reference in the game right? I don't know what the NPC said to be exact. Just heard it from a friend.

I won't call you out for trolling. I'll bite.

The guard in Skyrim says "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

Pick a Skyrim graud, any graud They are the ones who that dialog line,

I actually laughed at this one, I think the spoiler tag helped.

That's awesome!

Does anyone know any good Argonian jokes?

One Argonian says to the other Argonian, "Blub blubblub blub."

The second Argonian said, "If you loved me you would swallow."

One Argonian Said to another Argonian, "Blubblub blub blub."

The second Argonian said, "FFS, speak English so I can understand you."

Yes there are a couple arrow to the knee references in ESO.

A Khajiit was dragged out of the Canol in Windhelm, With a huge rock tied around it.

"Damn stupid kitty," said the city guard that came to the Place. "Not only did he steal a huge rock, he even tried to swim across the Canol With it!!!"

A large part of the Community is a joke at the moment. Repeated and recycled threads wherein people spout nonsense. Asking for things to be implemented at this time. I find it to be quite hilarious.

Don't derail the thread.

If you don't have a joke or replying to a joke, don't post.

Thanks.

You want a joke? Here you go.

What do you call a Wood Elf who doesn't lie or cheat or steal?

A dead Wood Elf.

Kudos to you if you actually get where it's from.

What do you get for killing a Khajiit?

Increased experience and Your stuff back.