Here are some Pics to show Khajiit feels right now...

1) http://www.imgion.com/images/01/While-you-are-waiting.jpg

2) http://wallpoper.com/images/00/44/60/90/waiting-cat_00446090.jpg

3) http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/258/d/7/just_waiting_by_mikeshawphotography-d6mdbyy.jpg

4) http://yogierthanthou.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/waiting.jpg

5) http://beyondmorale.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Waiting.jpg

6) http://icecreamforzombies.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/waiting.gif

On a scale 1 to 6 (see above), how do you feel right now?

1 because I want to train my dog to do that.

Considering i only scroll the forums when im sitting on the pooter, how am i feeling is cramped and gaseous at the moment.
(Exhaust fan is ON though)