Sometimes I hold doors open for people. Then I get pissed when they fail to thank me and I then help them realize what terrible, inconsiderate jackwagons they are. Sometimes they cry.
Any way I can, but I only really help people that I have developed meaningful friendships with. I don't mind helping strangers though, so long as it doesn't take more than 10 minutes.
That's pretty stupid.
I don't. No one helps me, I don't help them. When I see a homeless sot peddling in a Walmart parking lot with a dog by his side, I yell out my window, "why not eat your dog?"
M'aiq opens doors for people. One time, M'aiq had to open the door for around 45 minutes. M'aiq is such a polite Khajiit.
I laugh in their faces when they fall and break their legs. They say laughter is contagious, so I like to think I'm spreading cheer to the world.