» Mon May 05, 2014 8:27 pm So you want to know the story of the Culling of the Sky Scourge? Of how Saint Jiub the Clipper saved the air from the abominable racers? The affair is a grubby one. A story of blood and perforation and internecion, wherein our hero, the Aeronautical Assassin cut and chopped and stabbed and skewered. This is the story we all know. The story of the Eradicator’s Opus, penned from the lands of the Ideal Masters and brought to us through providence. The battle of two full days and the prostration before the Warrior Poet.
Is that really the story you want to hear, child? The one so oft repeated as to lose meaning? Or would you like to know the truth? Be warned: it is a tale of such resplendent abnormality that even the Magnificent Saint himself denies it when asked, if and when you can find him to ask it. If so, then listen carefully and discount everything you know, for I will tell you a tale so solid that your ears will abnegate it in favor of the lie.
But I see it is getting late. Perhaps someday soon, I will tell you...
Edit: It's supposed to read "Odros the Fowl".
