Well that's just silly

well that isn't really an issue of not knowing how to put one on a [censored], and more an issue of outrageous in-hygienic habits. seriously, that is the most disgusting way to go about that. Although I don't believe that story for a minute, sounds exactly like the dog in the microwave story.

No kidding. Worst part is, the friend had to pay the child support, as he was the biological father. (Good thing too, the biological father part--wouldn't want the other guy passing on his DNA).

Also, that awkward moment when you realize you used the wrong hear.

History, philosophy, law/

All the science classes, except for Biology. And art, but that was largely because it was almost like an extra recess, not because I was particularly interested.

My favorite thing to study in school was girls.

Tied for 2nd was Math and Physics.