Let's talk about Butcher Pete

Post » Sun May 18, 2014 12:23 am

"He hacking, he's wacking and smacking

He just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat....

Butcher Pete's got a long sharp kinife

All you fellas better watch your wives

Cause Pete don't care whose meat he chops...

When they came to pay his bail

They found him chopping on his cell mate"

This begs the question, was Pete a psychotic slasher who preyed upon women until getting locked up and butchered his cellmate as well? Or was Pete a lascivious womanizer nonchalantly sixing anyone's wife until being incarcerated where he also made sixual advances towards his cellmate?

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Charity Hughes
 
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Post » Sat May 17, 2014 11:44 pm

It's the latter.
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adam holden
 
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Post » Sat May 17, 2014 1:45 pm

He's bi-sixed up! :hubbahubba:

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Dark Mogul
 
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Post » Sat May 17, 2014 7:27 pm

A hidden file on a Vault-Tec server tells us Butcher Pete is actually Miley Cyrus.
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CxvIII
 
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Post » Sat May 17, 2014 11:09 pm

First time I ever really paid close attention to that song was the first time I ventured into the Springvale school basemant. I was surrounded by ants, swinging my baseball bat like a madman... the song was eerily appropriate.

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Sakura Haruno
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 12:02 am

So Pete is actually an illuminati sacrifice?

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carla
 
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Post » Sat May 17, 2014 10:26 pm

no, hes actually multiple overweight rabbits shoved inside of a 1950s swing song.... person.... lagomorph creature.

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Alexandra walker
 
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Post » Sat May 17, 2014 11:48 pm

You ever hear part two? Old lady wants her meat chopped too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5xd2HFIIYU

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Marie
 
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Post » Sat May 17, 2014 11:36 pm

It's the original death metal. ;)

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Schel[Anne]FTL
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 12:24 am

Butcher Pete gets off to gore and murdering. It's some kind of mental illness with a control freak aspect to it.

I guess Pete would've been a fan of guro, and how can you not be? (laughs maniacally)

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Hannah Whitlock
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 5:20 am

That's one of the reasons I was wondering if 'meat' was a slick way of saying [censored] back in then?

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Wayland Neace
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 12:16 am

True, but http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_blues was quite popular back then. I definitely recommend looking up on Youtube "Shave 'Em Dry" by Lucille Bogan (which is *very* NSFW!!!)

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Matthew Warren
 
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Post » Sat May 17, 2014 4:02 pm

Prison changes people

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Anna S
 
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Post » Sat May 17, 2014 7:56 pm

You can simply just look it up, that's why Google was invented.

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