The Bromjunaar Fashion Show!

Post » Sun May 18, 2014 7:30 am

ha good stuff Hev :thumbsup:

I voted for Ahzidal for that sixy way he blessed those sixy weapons for Ysgramor and the boys to do extra damage against those pointy eared bastards :cool:

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quinnnn
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 11:19 am

Ah... good old Ahzidal. Such an ambitious one. The true muscle behind the 500, of course, he gets no praise. The mindless barbarians of today prefer the over-glorified tales of ol' Ysgramor. Not that traitorous, blasphemous Ahzidal deserves praise after what he's done. And those savage Snow Elf freaks deserved what they had coming to them. The one and only good thing I can say about Ysgramor - he was wise to not follow in the steps of Ahzidal, Dukaan, Zahkriisos, and ... the other one... Forsaking Alduin for that Daedra. Pity. Ahzidal was a fine Priest. A little insane, but he was far more tolerable than ol' Otar. And at least he could form coherent sentences. You'd be lucky to get Otar to commit to one train of thought at a time.

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 8:59 am

Well Ysgramor was a strong king (both mentally and physically) but I know to tip my hat to Ahzidal as he's most likely the creator of Wuuthrad or at least is responsible for the blessing that does double damage to elves. Also you have to respect that he sought out to be the best that he could in his craft even the reasons drove him to madness and forgetting himself along the way.

lol @ ol' Otar...he tries :P

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Susan Elizabeth
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 6:57 pm

Otar... he gave a 1 hour rant at my 130th birthday party... he went on, and on, and on, AND ON, about the 7th era, and how he's actually an Argonian cyborg princess from the future... he then begins describing Khajiit anatomy... And it only got even more incomprehensibly random the more he went on...

He was sane... once... but... I don't now what in Oblivion happened... That rant...

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BEl J
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 3:54 pm

Otar laan wah aav ag ko krosis, Hevnoraak

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biiibi
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 7:14 pm

Otar tinvaak vonmindoraan...

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matt white
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 9:56 am

I chose Miraak, but Morokei, Hevnoraak and Zahkrisos are all tied in 2nd place

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Benji
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 5:28 pm

Ughhhh.... Miraak and Zahkriisos...

At least Morokei is not winning... I can't take his incessant self-appraisal... Hah! third place and higher than you, take that Morokei!

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Jynx Anthropic
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 8:12 pm

Looks like we need a tie-breaker...

Tied for first place: Two blasphemous traitors.... I question the fashion tastes of today.

I'm tied with Morokei?! *sigh*

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Tyrel
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 7:07 pm

I'll vote for you if you agree to kill that dimwitted Otar for me. I overheard him trying to tell Rahgot to add Felldew into your vessels.

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Marine Arrègle
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 11:09 am

Friggin Otar! He never writes back to any of my letters, yet he's in speaking terms with weirdo, suicidal prone Rahgot?!

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Kayla Oatney
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 10:40 am

C'mon mortals. We need a tie-breaker here at least.

Tied for first: Miraak & Zahkriisos

Second: Hevnoraak

Third: Morokei

Fourth: Ahzidal

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Wanda Maximoff
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 3:47 pm

As I said, if you swear that you will kill Otar for me, I will vote for you.

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oliver klosoff
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 7:24 am

I'll kill the madman for you. Alduin has forsaken his mind anyway.

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Gill Mackin
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 5:04 pm

What's with all of these fashion show threads recently? I is confused..... :bonk:

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Laura Ellaby
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 1:07 pm

Boredom. No new DLC or patches. Good way to make the forums interesting.
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Quick draw II
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 11:39 pm

For a pompous Altmer shouldn't you be up to date with all the happenings of the Skyrim high-life? tsk tsk tsk! Or is it because it's still too barbaric? :tongue:

I'm still waiting for the "Cloud District Fashion Show and Extravaganza" The Dovahkiin is NOT invited because s/he doesn't go there often, obviously!

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Robert DeLarosa
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 10:57 am

If I entered one of these fashion shows, I would win hands down. Superior Altmeri breeding put into use.

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Alyna
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 9:08 am

FACT: Hevnoraak has the corpse of Balgruuf entralled to dance for him inside Valthume.
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 6:24 pm

http://i.imgur.com/n6ubdxm.jpg

:D

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Stace
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 9:18 am

Well... the savages have spoken... Traitorous Zahkriisos is the winner of the Bromjunaar Fashion Show!!!

Second place goes to Hevnoraak(HA!!! TAKE THAT MOROKEI!!!)

Third place goes to Miraak.

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Allison Sizemore
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 9:21 am

Ah, thanks! English isn't my mother tongue. :smile:

So catholics like to do it "anol"...?

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