Hey everybody, let's talk about insults! Specifically, unorthodox insults.

I am a big fan of insults that no one expects coming. I'm not talking about your [censored]s, [censored], and [censored]es and combinations of such, I mean the really unexpected ones that people, half the time, don't even get. I love calling people things like that and seeing them get caught off guard.

"I love this drink, it's really good"

"yeah it is a pretty good drink, if you're a communist."

Whenever I owe someone money, when I pay them back I always go,
"take your ill-gotten money you no-good reprobate"

And I've even thrown a few Shakespearean insults around.

What are some of your favorite none-swear-word based insults?\

And please keep it forum appropriate, apparently someone brought up politics and forced a mod to come in :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fig956-MuVA

Use of detailed and technical terms instead of actual profanity

Considering the most common time I say this is in relation to http://leninade.realsoda.com/, I often get this response, or at least a similar one

I used to have a nice spreadsheet of Shakespearean insults, but I misplaced it somewhere.

I think it's called Elizabethan.

nvm, misread

The best insults are those that take them a few minutes to realize they have been insulted. Say something, walk away and then 15 minutes later, they realize that they have been slammed. The beauty is, they have no avenue for a comeback after that amount of time, even if its a good one, the context of the situation has moved on.

Ha, Ha well said...

Posts removed for political insults.
Anymore of that and the thread will be closed.

Insert Monty Python elderberry and hamster insults here...

As a substitute teacher in a 6th grade class where everyone know me, I once called a student, whom I'd had before for 2 weeks straight, a Doofenshmirtz, as in Dr. Doofenshmirtz - the comedically evil genius. This apparently didn't sit well with his helicopter mom who emailed the absent teacher :rolleyes: The kid was OK with it, and it fit him and the circumstance. "Yo, Doofenshmirtz, turn around!"

"[censored] you you [censored]ing [censored]"

Oh... I don't have any. Except for "plebe".

Buttmunch is a personal favorite of mine.