I went a whole year in my apt. never using the oven because i didn't own an oven tray. I got a gift card to target on christmas so i bought an oven pan there. So i baked some chicken and pizza rolls. after which i turned the oven temp down to zero thinking that was how i turned it off. Even though to turn it on i used the on/off knob, which at that point I totally forgot existed. so over the course of two weeks my oven was left on, the elements popping on and off every few minutes and i couldn't figure out why. my conclusion was that there was an issue with a fuse in my fuse box. before i got that far though, i suddenly noticed the on/off knob on the other side of the oven panel...

that was the dumbest thing i've ever done in my life, normally me electric bill was $40 a mo. that month it was $160. longest brain fart ever.

Next year get a toaster oven and make mini French bread pizzas.

I am flawless.

Except for when, in college, I bought a Tim Hortons coffee every morning in the campus food-court. At the end of the year, I discovered that my program (chemical engineering) allowed you free coffee if you presented your student/program ID.

2*5*28

I wasted over 280 bucks (bare minimum) on coffee that year...

Not joining the Air Force and staying in for 16 years after my 4 in the Marine Corps. I regret it to this day.

Waiting till I was 46 to go back to school.