The year is 9,001 of the 4th era. The entire concept of existence is united under the rule of the gr8test emperer ever! Emperor Manslayer Maximus Swagulius, with the help of his powerful CHIM abilities and his ancient powerful willy, has united not only Tamriel, but all of Mundus, Oblivion, Aetherius, and all imaginable universe. He has ruled with a fair and just hand. Never making any bad choices. And is all around a perfect leader. And anyone that tried to take his throne is not only 100% evil, (cuz i say so. Now shut up.) but would always be defeated because Emperor Sawgulius never loses. Never. Even Chuck Norris and Mighty Zues together could not stop him.

But anyways, such perfectness is at threat. A very very very evil orginazation, called the Dark Order, had seek to usurp Emperor Sawgulius' throne, and rule all of time. But now, in the depths of Red Mountain, they forged the Bracelet of Evil, an artifact so powerful, it could the reduce the size of Manslayer's willy. And thus loses all of his power. Luckily the Emperor's telepathic skillz had led to him discover such sinister plot. He even learned that the Bracelet of Evil is located at the Dark Order's secret moon base on Secunder...

Secunder- 4E 9,001.

The Emperor and 300 Tsaeci and Ko Po Tun space Stealth Ninjas are flying to the moon base. Their plan is simple. Break into the base

and steal the Bracelet of Evil. The fate of the Super Empire is at risk. When they approached the entrance. There was an whole army of Dremora guarding it. The Emperor just CHIMed them away. He also CHIMed the door open too. And while they planned to just infiltrate their way to the Bracelet. The Emperor found that to be boring. So they decided to go loud. Thousands of bad guys swarmed all over the place. With their flying Dwemeri robotic horses of death. But they could not dent the Emperor and his space ninjas. The Emperor did all the work. Using his beauty and laser beams to kill all his foes.

As they advanced deeper in the base, tougher foes tried to fight them, but the Emperor's beauty awed them. Before they got decapitated by the Emperor's fists. Until as they finally entered the door to the chamber of doom, where the Bracelet of Evil is at, the door bursts open. And a teen foot figure with a super awesome skull on his face came through it.

"Muahahahahahahahahahah!" Laughed the man as he laughed an a very evil english accent. He twirled his moustache as he spoke.

"My name is Death Skull!" He shouted. "I am the most evil person on nurn!" He said replied.

"I know you well Death Skull. You violated my mother! You ruined my wife! And now you seek to take my rightful spot as Emperor of existence! I will destroy you!!!" The Emperor then grew ten more feet. Making him 16 Feet. Death Skull and Manslayer battled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zVsd5ubpJ4

The battle went on like this as Dupstep played. It was a struggle until The Emperor kicked him in the nads. Death Skull's ultimate weakness is getting kicked there. He screamed as the Emperor quickly went into the Chamber of Evil and stole the Bracelet of Evil. He quickly left with his Tsaeci Ko Po Tun space ninjas.

"You may win this day Empero Manslayer Maximus Swagulius! But I will win the century!" Said Death SKull symbolically.

White-Gold Tower.

The Imperial Palace is the most glorious building on Nirn. It's halls are decorated purple and gold. Exotic animals of all kinds roam the palace. With exotic dancers dancing in the ceilings. The palace is in an eternal party. As the Elder Council gloriously dances off to dupstep, a typed of music invented by the Dwemer. His personal steward, Tom, hugged the Emperor on his return.

"By Azura By Azura By Azura! It's the Emperor standing here next to me!" Proclaimed Tom.

"I have completed my quest. The bracelet is here." Said Maximus.

"But what will do of it?" Asked the steward.

"We must destroy this evil. But the only way is to cast it aside in Red Mountain. But I cannot do this alone. I need the help of the powerful people in Tamriel. Send word out to these powerful citizens. Tell them their Emperor and supreme god needs their help. We will meet in the Council chambers." Said the Emperor.

"But why not send in the Legion?" Said Tom.

"Only pansies do that stuff Tom." Said the Emperor. "Now send word. I expect these heroes to arrive in five minutes."

And so the story begins..........

Lord Ares - Pocket Dimension

It was early for Lore Ares, or was it late. Inside the pocket dimension it didn't matter. Here time was whatever he wanted it to be. Almost as if a hand was waved sun light broke through the non existent windows. He stood over his table a bag of coffee beans open next to him. How it got there was anyone's guess as the room was empty a second ago. As Lore Ares grabbed a handful and ground it into a fine ground, in his palms. He stood over a pot as he boiled the grinds in his bare hands, using no water whatsoever. It dripped into the pot, as he drank it freshly brewed.

Having no chair in sight, he desired to sit. Removing his clothes a long thick black censor bar hung in front of him, as he removed it, and re clothed himself. He bent it into a chair with a back for him to rest on. As he sipped his pot of coffee. Reading the new Time Magazine. On the cover the ever pompous Emperor Manslayer Maximius Swagulius, stood clothed in his epic armor. Lord Ares spat. " His insistence on this clothes is unimaginable. Bah. Pansy."

His powers kicked in, the Emperor needed the most powerful Heroes to combat a great Evil. A powerful bracelet. His pocket dimension spawned a door, to which he exited right in front of the Emperor himself. A smug look on his face. As he stood in front of him in a pair of shorts, holding his pot of coffee. " I have come. Many times! All at once. In front of you! My existence is omnipotent, I exist everywhere and no where, want a cup of coffee?"

Emperor Manslayer Maximus Sawgulius- The White-Gold Tower.

6.003456 seconds after Tom had sent word of his request, the first of the heroes responded. This man is very well built, but not as much as the Emperor. He has a short, well clean hair and with no facial hair. Clearly this guy knows his manners. And his skin color is normal. The Emperor assumes he must be jelly because he doesn't have such beautiful golden skin Maximus. The man spoke.

He claimed to have come many times, all at once. The Emperor thought that was inappropriate and might be against certain rules on a certain internet forum. Regardled his experience at such arts may be useful when they fight the Dark Order. And he claims he exists everywhere and nowhere. Which is false because only the Emperor can do so. Unless he permits so with his CHIM. He then offered some coffee. Which the Emperor is addicted to. But could easily overcome with no effort. Coffee is just so damn good. Oh and his name is Lord Ares.

"Kneel before your liege!!" Shouted the Emperor. He CHIM Lord Ares to kneel. While also doing it with his mind. He then grabbed his flaming sword. "I hereby dub thee knight!!" He shouted as he knighted Lord Ares. For no reason at all.

"I am Emperor Manslayer Maximus Sawgulius! Emperor of Mundus, Oblivion, and Aetherius. Supreme Lord of all life in all possible universes. God Most High. King of the Andals and the First Men. King In the North. And Mayor of New York City!" He proclaimed. He then let Lord Ares stand up.

"We have much to discuss Lord Ares." He said. "But I sense others are coming. In all possible ways. We will discuss with them." He then remembered the coffee.

"Oh yes, I would like some of that coffee. Thank you."