Were you disappointed to find out she sent you to fetch some porm?

I was mostly happy with the nod to both Oblivion and Morrowind.

There's also something special about having the original copy of Tamriel's favorite erotic play. It's like having a piece of Uncle Crassius with you.

The original copy? That's impossible.

TES elves have a pathetic life span in comparison to their counterparts in other works of fiction. 200~300 years at best.

It would make more sense if they had inh... Oh, that's why she called it an heirloom.

Weird thing to leave for your offspring.

It's not the original copy of the book, it's a rebound first edition. And no, I was not disappointed in the slightest. I love the book. Always have.

Creepy tendencies aside, Crassius was pretty great compared to the rest of House Hlaluu. At least he was less of a scumbag.

*wiggles finger* Eso, eso, eso, eso.

I don't understand what this is supposed to mean.

Sorry, It's a reference to an old Mexican TV show.

It means "That, that, that, that."