Ok, this is weird. So last night I was finally able to play using the .dll fix combined with a workaround to fool Optimus. I get home and try to play the game, but there's a patch that needs to download. So I go through all my steps and fire up the game and BAM, everything is in slow motion.
I'm not talking about bad FPS. Although for some reason now my FPS is capping out at 30 I can see the game running fairly smoothly. But for some I run slow, I talk slow, I shoot slow, and so does everyone/everything else in the world.