Being an old time pen and paper tabletop roleplaying gamer, I really enjoyed this post from one of my old D&D buddies on Facebook today:

http://imgur.com/gallery/4KpQc. Hope you can relate, too

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What would your dice be saying?

Hah! This is the best thing ever!

One of mine would say "I repeatedly failed to let my owner escape the grapple check of a UNICORN whose die let him crit. The unicorn did not have pure intentions."

I think the original 20 sided I got in the box would just say... "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

My D20 is the reason my Dwarven Rogue doesn't actually believe in traps anymore. Level 9 now, and in all that time I think I've only ever actually managed to find one without setting it off first.

I also have a tendency to critically fail my stealth rolls for hilarious effect.

I'm not a very good rogue, actually...

i dont have much experience with D&D but my last experience would be something like "i killed everyone except for the [censored] of the group and let him win even though there is no physical chance in hell he should have"

seriously i thought the point of D&D was to have fun but everyone just got mad that i was doing that when they were already more than capable of handling it..... until everyone died.

Indeed, it is. Unfortunately creating new character sheets is not very fun.

yeah good point. unless you get drunk first, that seems to be the best way to do it.