I owe the grill idea entirely to Melchior Dahrk from his Telvanni fireplace replacer, and I want to thank Drakkmore for re-animating the treadle grinding wheel because I couldn't get the parts to sync on my own.

http://download.fliggerty.com/download--1052

Screenshots are on the download page (the old screenshot from the first crappy version is still up, but it should be gone soon).

Edit: I'm looking for feedback, so any problems/suggestions are totally welcome. I'm not at all averse to updating it to version 2.1.