» Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:52 pm Following on from http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1475918-things-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-in-skyrim/:
- The Prospector Saloon will not serve me a Screaming orgism.
- "Put the bomb under him" is a slang term for making someone move or work faster, not permission to put a Nuka Grenade under their toilet.
- Not allowed to treat functioning intercoms like a drive-through order box. Even if Veronica did it first.
- Great Khan initiations do not involve hunting deathclaws with a spork. Stop telling people they do.
- Reprogramming the Big MT stealth suit to tell me how good-looking I am when I'm not sneaking is just pathetic.
- No amount of reprogramming will make The Sink's food dispenser serve ice cream or chocolate.
- Not allowed to use Stealth Boys for perverted purposes. Even if certain REPCONN employees did it long ago.
- Mr House cannot shapeshift and I should stop asking.
- Nuka-Cola and bourbon is a good way to relax. Nuka-Cola and Running Water is not.
- Not allowed to replace companions' stashes of Mentats with Tic-Tacs. Fresh breath has no effect on a locked terminal.
- Not allowed to host gecko fights at the Prospector Saloon.
- Not allowed to host ghoul fights at the Atomic Wrangler.
- I can host radscorpion fights at the Atomic Wrangler, but carrying the winner aloft around the room is generally a bad idea.
- Christine will not dress up as Vera Keyes, even for "just one night".
- Tabitha will not get me coffee.
- Raul hardly has any skin left, so it is pointless to ask him if he has any prison tattoos.
- NCR doesn't have a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy, so I shouldn't expect anyone to raise an eyebrow when I go prancing around in sixy Sleepwear.
- (NCR) The request for ghoul hokers was funny until it reached the camp commandant's desk.
- (NCR) The request for hazard pay wasn't funny at all.
- (NCR) You can probably find a Vault-dweller hoker, but her pay is coming out of your pocket.
- (Legion) Not allowed to trade my rifle for any of the following: chainsaws, Pre-War armoured vehicles, power armour, hot slave girls or cartons of cigarettes.
- (Legion) We are Caesar's Legion, not "The Herd of Battle Cattle".
