I woke up this morning and all but one lightbulb was working. That means my Christmas lights, my rope lights, everything that admits light is dead. All but one..

I checked the breaker and nothing was tripped.
Should I contact a priest?

Might be better off calling an electrician instead.

That said, I don't believe in haunted houses or ghosts for that matter. Everyone is different, some people might believe but I don't.

That can happen when being hit by lightning but you usually hear the boom or smell the smoke. Sorry dude, sounds like your house has been attacked by The Grinch :/

No!

Agreed, on both counts.

Step 1: Buy a crossbow.

Step 2: Make or buy some silver bolts

Step 3: Profit. Or sit there in the corner, all paranoid with your hand on the trigger and jump at every little noise.

Though it's probably some screwy electrical wiring. Depending on how old your house is, it could be faulty aluminum wiring, or even old school knob and tube or something. Electrical can do some pretty damn funky things, i tell you hhwhat.

Yeah, you do that.