Do not grope the big blonde spiders

At times you can catch more deer with fireballs than you can with arrows

Thieves don't have loot - that is why they are thieves

Never let an Orc borrow your horse

You can always run DOWNHILL...

Traps work well on those who set them

Friends come and go, but mudcrabs do not discriminate

Trolls on fire continue to attack

Some of my best friends are Redguards

Martin Septim: Good man, just not around anymore...