Frighteningly awful!! I spent 1000 on a horse not as a speed investment, but as an all terrain vehicle investment.

Man, that horse was a trooper. :')

Well if I can't seduce young men into being cannibalized by me then I'm calling [censored] on Todd's statement. (Seriously though, any big claim from Todd should be taken with a tub of salt)

I think most people understand "within reason".