Starting this with hopes that it reaches Bethesda developers in an effort to convince them of removing all mammary gland inspired "names" from our metal friend's name bank.

Some sort of "mammary wipe," if you will.

Just kidding. Just add "Emerson." I got my roommate to start playing Fallout and his biggest wish is to hear his name spoken correctly by an ai. ...Siri.

Thank ya.

What's the problem? Udderphobia?

I propose another petition: The inclusion of n@d jokes in Codsworth's memory banks.

Your's Insincerely,

Kappa K. Kappa

This thread was worth it just to read that pun.

Was going to ask whether or not this was a joke, and apparently it is. I second this notion, if only so that someone can name themselves "Emerson Glue."

Thanks for the mammary...

This has got to be the most udderly ridiculous thread I've ever read....

It's always good to keep abriast of the latest ideas about Fallout.

Sorry, we don't allow petitions for any reason or any thing here.