So, usual friday night. Girlfriend is out of town, im sitting down 'enjoying' some COD 6 action on my xbox. I finish a round of domination on invasion with a loss of 2-1 and I go 33-14. Nothing unusual here yet. Sitting in the lobby I see the next map is scrapyard, not being to fond of that map on domination I decide to look for a new lobby. Little did I know that decision would change my life. Alright, alright Ill stop with the melodrama. The next game I join is on sub base, one of my favourites. But...PLOT TWIST, EVERYTHING IS IN SLOW [censored] MOTION. Yes, you heard me, slow motion. Now, one might say "Hah you fool, its called lag! Noob..." No my dear friends, it was slow motion. Everything. From my heartbeat sensor, to the incoming enemy predator missile. From Noob tubes to the javelin missiles. Now theres a sight, a javelin missile fired in slow motion. A jump takes about 2 and a half seconds when moving, about two when standing still, to give you a point of reference. So what gives? Crazy glitch? Hack? The [censored]?

Still dont believe me? My GT is rydain2, send a friend request and join my game.

EDIT: After a few minutes of messing about in slow-mo I realize there are no targets to bomb. Its never ending...No time either.

You sir, are playing in a modded lobby.

EDIT: I believe it's called J-tag. I had a similar experience except everything was going really fast.

I've done that before throwing knives beast in it.

Modded or not, its fun as hell and brings sniping to a whole nother level of epicness.

Someone mentioned this before, except everything was sped up. He said you would launch off a little crack int he ground, and take off out of the map >-< . Sounds like fun.

Oh. My. God. Someone is hacking.

http://it-is-law.com/dump/Madagascar-ShutDownEverything.jpg

Welcome to the new gaming culture.Its all about the mods n' hacks.

How many 10th prestige have you seen that arent level 70?

Never played in a modded lobby before, sounds fun though.Lmao.

Its pretty damn epic to be in the middle of a friendly air stri-

[censored]. Enemy AC-130

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Had a boss yell that once.
It was pretty hilarious.

Resume your slow-mo fragging
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Mods, I find it funny how I am a level 64 no prestige and can destroy "10th prestige level 70s easily" and I barely play.

I joined a modded lobby once, everyone could run at super speed.

It made getting pro Marathon and Lightweight a piece of cake

Wyatt Waste Ranger

Im sure theres many out there but I have only seen two.My game time is nineteen days.

Was meaning to ask about another possible mod...I once played a TDM and got two nukes from two consecutive care packages.I could only use one of course, but I have never heard of a care package nuke before...let alone twice in one match.I have never modded or hacked a game in my life.What the hell happened?

HOLY [censored]! STOP THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW! THIS IS SO [censored] SERIOUS I NEED TO USE ALL CAPS AND SUMMON MY INNER RAAAAGGGGGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*slaps the President on his inauguration speech* SHUT THE [censored] UP FAT MAN! LISTEN TO THIS!

*breaks into a nuclear missile facility in Russia and subdues the guards* I AM HOLDING THE WORLD HOSTAGE! PEOPLE NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS GUY!

*goes to China and frees Tibet and makes peace between China and Tibet* NOW THAT I SOLVED YOUR PROBLEMS SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THIS GUY!

*hijacks the International Space Station* I AM [censored] TAKING OVER THIS TO BROADCAST THIS GUYS [censored] MESSAGE WORLDWIDE. I HAVE NUKES!

*eventually takes over the whole planet*

NOW EVERYONE LOOK AT [censored] RYDAIN AND LISTEN TO HIS GOD LIKE PEARLS OF WISDOM THAT THE WORLD NEEDED TO STOP!!!!!



:celebration: :cryvaultboy: :intergalactic: :foodndrink: :wink_smile: :thumbsdown: bliviongate: :jammasterjay: :brokencomputer: :hubbahubba:

HIS GODLY WORDS WERE SO AWESOME! THE MERE UTTERANCE OF THEM SUMS UP THE ENTIRE EMOTICON DATABASE! THERE IS NO MUSIC SUITABLE FOR THIS CRITICAL TOPIC OTHER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!111ON SECOND THOUGHT THE BOARD WONT LET ME POST THAT MANY SO LETS SEE HOW MANY I CAN FIT!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRLdhFVzqt4


Hahahaha I'm just kidding.

Edit
That's all the board allows posted in a single post? 10.... when did you get old community discussion. When did you get old.

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention Could you say that one more time?

:P

Your post hurt my head.


BTW, I've heard this song in a movie. Anyone know which one? :blink: Its angering me that I can't remember...

I know, I've heard it too, having trouble placing it. I think it may have been Mass Effect, not a movie. Have you played that?

Edit: Yup, I was right. It's from ME2.

This topic is... well, it's something about... something and then... something with spam... I dunno. Ima lock it.