Random Encounter
Two men are walking toward you and one seems much more frustrated than the other, You overhear the frustrated one say, "I swear, man, if you say that one more time I'm gonna kill you." The other laughs heartily at this and then speaks to you...
"You know, I used to be a Sole Survivor too, until I got shot in the..."
*the other explodes his skull with a shotgun blast at point blank and screams"
"HEAD! UNTIL YOU GOT SHOT IN THE ****ING HEAD, YOU REPEATING, INFURIATING ****!"