Talking of child bearing...

There are children, but there are no pregnant wastelanders...

Must be all the open walls and communal living - reduces libido....

You know that Scotland and Glasgow are two completely different countries with different accents? I can say this as a Scotsman

And then there is Aberdeen. There is a country within a country if ever I saw one.

I was at a leaving do and the Aberdonian guy pointed into his nearly empty pint glass, looked at my glass and jabbered off something unintelligible that may have ended in a question. While I assumed he was offering to buy the next drink, I later learned that since he was Aberdonian, the opposite may actually have been true.