After last settlement attack, had rib eye steak...

Post » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:25 am

So at Sunshine Coop with lots of nice prefab houses all placed to provide perfect, overlapping. 4-corner fields of fire outwards and inwards, i placed a ton of missile turrets.

Got settlement attack message (using better alert mod) and went to help. Instant I arrived, raider attack was underway and saw 5-6 missiles all fire on one unlucky sob raider who got turned into gibbed chunks.

Unfortunately my dairy brahmin Bessy was right nearby and the explosion rocketed her mutant two headed body straigjt up at least 3x the height of the buildings. She came down intact enough I could loot the body of some prime filet cuts.

All my Coop workers are vegan pansies so no one joined in, but I cooked the beef and had a nice rib eye. I felt semi bad about eating Bessy but it was either me or the scavenging ghouls.

The moral here is missile turrets are awesome but deadly to dairy cows.
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Eileen Collinson
 
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Post » Thu Dec 10, 2015 11:46 pm

A sad, tasty lesson indeed. *chew, sob, chew some more*

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Sophie Payne
 
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Post » Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:05 am

Darwin at work, my cows run for their lives!

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Sun of Sammy
 
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Post » Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:00 am

Cow armor mod- get crackin' intahwebz!

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Tom
 
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Post » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:08 am

Still more humane than most bovine's fates.

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