Just thought I would share this bit comedic AI misfortune from last night:
So I am playing a mission with Nick as my companion and we had to rescue a kidnapped settler. So I find the settler and he proceeds to follow me. Or rather slowly walk at his own pace back to his settlement. Meanwhile Nick my supposed back up boom disappears. Cant find him anywhere and I just picked up a 40 pound monster modded out missile launcher and am way over encumbered. I can hear him talking but he is no where to be found. Sigh, I ditch all my recently aquired raider junk and head off. About a block and half away his voice is getting louder but i still cant find him. All of sudden there he is sitting on his ass in the middle of the road taking pot shots at a mirelurk by the water. WTF Nick laying down on the job there buddy? He wasn't injured because I couldn't stimpak him back to his feet. Nope just tired of the road and decided he'd kill a mirelurk whilst sitting on his ass.
After that I needed a break from Nick and decided take on a group of supermutants that had been causing me some trouble recently. In range of a newly found settlement I an built artillery and then decided to go full on with these guys. So I picked up Danse figuring two guys in power armor and a salvo of shells this should be cake walk. Everything was going well under the cover of darkness. We are creeping up on them to get close enough to throw up the miserably short ranged arty' smoke grenade. Just as I toss it out and the supermutants take notice of it all of a sudden Danse is like "Hey buddy you have a minute to talk" causing me to uncontrollably spin around and look at him and get stuck in some dialogue. Thanks to the short range on that damn grenade and the likely hood that i didn't notice that it probably hit a wall and bounced back at me we both take a close impact from a shell shortly followed up by a suicider coming out of nowhere with his damned grenade and blows us to hell. Yeah good timing there Danse. Or should I call you Paladin Dense? Shut the hell up you sissy and focus on the mission.
Finally I decide people are just too unpredictable. Not wanting to be alone on the road I decide to go get my trusty sidekick Dogmeat. Well of course he is your typical dog. Not on a leash he has wandered off to god knows where. Cant find him where I left him. He's probably off shagging some Mutant Hound or humping Piper's leg somewhere. Think I am going to have to build him a kennel.
Now I am alone...
Where is Cait maybe she will get high with me and Ma Murphy who is still sitting in her chair high as a kite in the corner of a dark room.