Irradiated missile launcher - Nuclear Bear

Penetrating plasma rifle - Green Phosphorus

Reduced ap boxing glove - Right Hook

Double shot .44 - The Bull


anyone else have any?

I just name them after ex-girlfriends.

So yes, one of my guns is also called The Bull. (The Cow seemed disrespectful)

I have so many now I'm running out of ideas.


My current favorite is a Poisoned .44 I call Toxic Avenger. My current workhorse gun is an Explosive Combat Rifle - Thunder Box.

I don't remember which game let me change the name of my weapon first, but the first weapon name I ever made was" Boomstick" or "The Boomstick". I'll give my modded gatling laser to the one who first gives me the name of the movie where Boomstick comes from.

I have a Plasma Flamethrower with the Medic Legendary.

I call it 'orgismo'.

Mind you, considering the Sole Survivor's name was Patrick Ingas, it was a very uni-brow run.

Bruce Connelly. Army of Darkness.

"See this??? This is my BOOMSTICK! (bla bla bla) Now I swear...the next one of you primates even touches me..."

As for weapon names:

My initial pipe rifle...still firing semi-auto, .38 ammo, even though my character was level 25-ish...but I continued using it...

I renamed it "Hopeful Rifle" after it took 3 complete 24-round clips to kill 1 radscorpion. But the radscorpion died, and I was still alive.

My backup pistol (10mm, full auto, all power and ammo) I call "Left-Handed". My character has no skill with pistols at all, but when I fire this thing, most enemies just die anyway. (Old C&C Commando shout-out: "That was left-handed!")

Hahaha.. Yeah!

You can collect your laser gatling from me in Saugus Ironworks. I'll be at the furnace between 6pm and 11pm. I wear a pink power armour.

Showstopper- Combat Shotgun.

Give it to the needy. Me and "Hopeful" are gonna go pick a fight with a few Deathclaws. Probly won't be comin' back from this one...

Yeah, that stops the show, the audience, most of the cast and crew, any termites in the fire wall, and a few passers-by on the street.

I named my Big Boy Virgin Buster.

Staggering/Penetrating/Powerful Deathclaw Gauntlet= Claws of the Bear.

Max out a flamethrower and name it "Temperature Control Unit".