How I looked upon you with pride the first time I finally managed to hook you up to power...
(Even though I used 8 Power Conduits to connect you to a generator 20 meters away...)
How I spent dozens of hours meticulously placing you at all my settlements, in compulsive anticipation of future air-based attacks...
How I watched you turn raiders and supermutants into paint before I could even reach the Guard Post...
The tears of joy I cried the first time I saw two of you take down a vertibird in seconds...
The tears of anguish I cried when you blew up those traders walking by the settlement...
The tears of frustration as you ripped through the farmland, leaving burnt tatos in your wake...
The open-mouthed shock as you blew up the generator powering you...
How I spent dozens of hours meticulously moving you at all my settlements, in paranoid anticipation of future turret-based self-destruction... >8l