PLEASE [re-post this] if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the bath armed with [buckets of water] and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.

What about the percentage that will be locked for spam?