Do the bards deserve a shot?

Post » Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:48 pm

I just wondered if anyone would like a Skyrim poetry thread along the lines of the story threads that Andra runs?



It could be serious, witty, farcical or anything else for that matter.



Let me know what you think and I'll have a crack with the administrators to see how they want me to run it, if there's enough interest.



This should have been in rhyme


But I didn't have the time.


The toilet just exploded


And my cat was at the wine.



I don't know how she got it


It was locked away real well


But now she's drunk and spewing up...


...the spot's a living hell



Tell me if you want this


I'd really like to know


"Don't puke on the TV you fool!"...


...I've really got to go.



Bye

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Dj Matty P
 
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Post » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:31 pm

The Family Life; The Everlasting Adventure!



Shards of sun through the panes


High noon in the temple so clean


but is overshadowed by marital gains


gained by us in the coming scene.



A barrage of green fury;


of which thunder and lighting cannot compare


to the flurry of love, war and glory


for that, I scream a ecstatic prayer.



Daylight through different panes


and my love is laying on the bed


in which we loved and results in red -


blood stains and labour pains.



In glory and war, love is pushed aside,


I parry a sloppy blow then lay him down;


I help him up, then to my seven-year bride


kiss her frown away and admire her steel-gown.



The family life is it's own adventure


that the outsiders cannot see -


or are they too scared to venture?


I care not; as I sit beside my ash tree.

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Prisca Lacour
 
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Post » Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:41 am

So, yes I do!



Do it, man, I say :D!

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kyle pinchen
 
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Post » Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:31 pm

I believe this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2686ZoPs-Do%C2%A0started from a thread just like this one.

Let's all work hard to compose a symphony as just glorious

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Ana Torrecilla Cabeza
 
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Post » Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:45 am

NO. just no. :D

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Jessie Butterfield
 
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Post » Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:33 pm

That one line:


"Climb upon my trustee steed; Later you will taste my seed" is so BARD.

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Vahpie
 
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Post » Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:12 pm

? Arrow in the Knee https://youtu.be/mTRmAhu08pA



Skyrim Music Video - Johnny "WLB" Medlar

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Helen Quill
 
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Post » Tue Jan 26, 2016 10:41 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FLQ4rACE-0&list=PLoFQq9wwhS1noaGY7oyX77FZdVOq9motA&index=8




Edit: No matter how many times I hear and watch....goosebumps every time!

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