you: really? that's amazing!
me: *smashes some coffee cups and makes a toilet*
you: wow that's incredible!
me: *smears some dirt and grime on the toilet i just made*
you: uhhhhhhh
me: hang on, almost done *kicks the toilet seat and knocks the tank lid askew*
you: *walks away shaking your head*
me: don't you wanna see me make a bathtub?