wearing Pelagius' clavicle-bone as a mask, to the Mad God's Masque Bellicose Ball?
It was our literal skeleton key into the mind of a horker. That's what a Pelagius is: a sea-dweller. No wonder he was "insane". What would you do, if Clavicus Vile mixed your brains with a walrus, as a token to his big brother "Sheggars"?
Not rule an Empire well.