To be honest, I have no idea why no one created a mod like this before, as Mistress Therana is one of the coolest characters in the game. I always wondered why the player could never start a romance with her. While now you can!



What this mod allows you to do:

(1) Flirt with Mistress Therana in her tower and gain her affections

(2) Move into Tel Branora with Mistress Therana and live as master and mistress!

(3) get the Abebaal Egg Mine back in order and gain a profit each week!

(4) go on a honeymoon with mistress Therana in Mournhold

(5) have Mistress Therana as a companion! Complete with unique dialogs for each stage of the main quest. Over 500 lines written!

(6) A quest to cure Mistress Therana's insanity, while learning the secrets of crafting kwama egg golems

(7) Romance mod compatible! Have a child with Mistress Therana

(8) Three new dungeons, including one located in the Shivering Isles, Sheogorath's realm of Oblivion!



Link: http://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/41588/?

Video of parts of the mod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

You almost had me there ^ ^

Apart from having children with someone who's obviously mad, I'd actually want to play that mod. Therana making a scene at the Winged Guar. Doing bizarre quest about ordering 248 kwama eggs from the kitchen instructing them to be placed in specific patterns in the suite while Therana is out finding a new Khajiit skin wardrobe.

Here, here. I was enjoying reading about that "mod", too. Maybe it would interest a modder to actually make it?

Could be really interesting, trying to find a "nanny" willing to help raise her child.

I bet a lot of us would play this mod if it were made. I know I would. I too thought she was one of the most memorable characters in the game.

Haha the reason why I thought people wouldn't take this too seriously is because the game suggests Therana is really really old (like grandma age). I'm surprised there's so much legit interest in a mod like this after all.


I lay no special claim to the concept, so if someone actually wants to make this feel free to go ahead. She is an interesting and memorable character

I wanted this. I was ready to download This, and an Uncle Crassius romance mod, would make Morrowind complete

Please someone make this so I can write Julan's mod-compatibility dialogue for when you dump him in favour of Mistress Therana.

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ps. you got me

No dialogue necessary; I feel like he'd just straight up murder you.

I can't believe I'm actually doing this, but I am making a Crassius Curio companion, just for Kateri and OrlapRat! (I'll throw in Mistress Therana, just for you!)

Remind me: is it the 34th line that doesn't work (in any given script)? Or the 34th variable? Or some other number/line?

:edit: A-ha! If you have a script with 34 or more variables of the same type (short, long or float), the 34th variable of that type can cause errors when used. For that reason, most scripters call it "DoNotUse" or something like that to remember that they should not use it. The reason for this problem seems to be that the ASCII character 34 is the double quote character.

By the three! Quite bold of him venturing outside the upper society of upper canton Vivec. Is he possibly joining up in hopes of finding some new inspiration for a third play? ^ ^

Are you kidding me? If there is such a thing as GILF, Nanna Therana is one for sure. I mean, dem Large Kwama Eggs, unf.

But seriously, Therana is such a great character, I will always welcome any mod related to her, be it romance or just her making you spider pancakes or something.

Yeah, like a batcrap crazy senile old grandma with a split personality and magical witch powers to turn you into a toad. Great April Fools joke!

Um... some of us may not think that grandma age is really really old.

That would amazingly wondrous, indeed!

I wonder what Shani will think of all this...

OK, I have not tested this AT ALL so I have no idea if it will even work, but here it is http://www.4shared.com/zip/eO6DmzK1ce/Crassius_and_Therana.html

You can recruit both Crassius and Therana as romanceable companions - no new locations or quests, just silly backtalk. They use the standard Grumpy et al scripts although I added in extra lines to account for their pre-existing scripts which they no longer use. You need to be Nerevarine for either (to avoid conflict with the main quest).

Obviously let me know if it blows up your computer or whatever.

:edit: Just had a look - Crassius works fine, Therana crashes. No idea why - I'm off to bed now, but if anyone wants to take a look in the meantime, let me know!

I've always had a thing for older women.

Does the Curio part allow for same six romance?

How does it affect House Hlaalu quests? Could a version of it be dependent on attaining rank in House Hlaalu for a non-Nerevarine character? I play a non-Nerevarine Hlaalu High Elf male whom I ship with Uncle Crassius and this would be so perfect! He's a nice Altmer and he doesn't hunt the bunnies in Skyrim because that's not nice

There is no gender restriction. Crassius is easy, he'll have anyone (i.e. there's no other restrictions).

The dialogue is all filtered for post main quest - so as long as you've done that part then it's not restricted. That C3_Destroy_Dagoth filter's only there so it doesn't mess up the MQ.

Assuming I can http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1601146-please-troubleshoot-a-ctd-in-companion-script/, I'm not going to spend more than a day on this VERY silly mod!