After all this, I went to play some Minecraft, and immediately knew something was wrong. The right click wasn't always right clicking, and when it did, it would click 2-3 times rapidly. It doesn't feel or look like he got anything in there.
So I rebooted the computer, then went to play some Nehrim. (First time firing it up. I was excited.) Everything seemed to go smoothly, but the game kept drawing the weapon automatically, though I never press F. And clicking still seemed a little off.
And while typing this post, the cursor occasionally jumps off the text box, as though I pressed TAB.
Fiddling with the Windows desktop, the left click sometimes "sticks" briefly and tries to draw a selection box. Right click seems to have a delay to it.
I'm running Windows 7 64 bit Ultimate.