Here it goes, I think we should post One does not simply walk into mordor jokes in order to make eachother laugh. I figure most Elder Scrolls fans know about this particular qoute from LOTR, so I won't go into detail on it, unless someone asks me to.
Here's my first one:
One does not simply Segway into Mordor!

One simply walks into Mordor like Frodo and Sam did. I didn't see them running.

Who would want to walk into Mordor?

Ugh I like jokes and stuff but please just make a thread in like a site we can't name.

Well, I'll let Boromir himself describe why Mordor is so awesome, "It’s black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. The great eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash, and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume..."

One does not simply walk into Mordor this forum as forum game topics that are more than likely to be spammy are not permitted.