John Mchenly sat in his cold dark room which was red. John Mchenly wondered when the Enclave would stop torturing John Henly very much hardly so he could leave and publish some levels. Unfortunately, John Mchenlywas still being tortured. This hurts a lot John Mchenly thought. "Ouch" he said. The Enclave soldier said something but it was muttered by his helmet. Then he took off his helmet and it was actually his good friend, Mordecai, in disguise.

"WOW MORDECAI YOU FOUNDED ME!" John Mchenly said. "John Mchenly, I have found you. Now, John Mchenly, let's get out of here". John Mchenly followed Mordecai as they tried to escape the Enclave. Eventually, they escaped into a room with a giant robo-tron.

"Hello, robo-tron," said John Mchenly.

"Hello, John Mchenly." Said Robo-tron.

"You know I'm John Mchenly?" asked John Mchenly.

"Yes, I know you're John Mchenly." said Robo-tron, responding to John Mchenly's inquiry.

"How?" asked John Mchenly, responding to Robo-tron.

"We're actually the Crimson Lance from Borderlands!" said Robo-tron to John Mchenly.

"My GOD!" said John Mchenly.

Then robo-tron exploded, but John Mchenly survived. But then John Mchenly looked his eyes up and saw Mordecai being murdered by the explosion.

"Whyyyyyyyyyy!" said John Mchenly.

"He he he, John Mchenly. Now it's time to die!" said The Collector of Bobble Heads, who was collection bobble heads.

The Collector tried to fight John Mchenly, but John Mchenly defeated the Collector, who then shouted "John Mchenlllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!". John Mchenly then jumped to avoid an explosion. When he looked up he saw that there was an enemy space ship comeing in with another enemies. He said "Oh no" and the enemies dropped. There were a lot of them but John Mchenly fought them. Then, John Mchenly tried to run away. He was in a field that was brown. Also, it was long. He then had to fight a robot. "I am actually Robo-tron. I survived the explosion."

"Oh yeah?" said John Mchenly. "Take this!"

John Mchenly defeated the robot and all was safe....or was it?

To Be Continued...


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This is almost the oddest crossover I've read. Almost. Not quite.

That's actually very funny... in a very wrong way

An excellent parody, here's hoping people don't take it the wrong way.

Oh dear...It wasn't even very funny, nor was it written well.

ummmmm.... this wasn't interesting to read, so I'm not going to bother to criticise it.

OH all right, but just one tip.

It's really [censored] annoying when you start out each and every god dang sentence with the characters name. Try using these funny little words that were invented a while back like He, She It, and they/them. Ya know, those little stinkers.

That bit actually made me chuckle, haha.

Ah, lol, I meant it as a joke so I'm glad some one got it.

John Mchenly, saver of humens!
...Wait, no. >.>

I'm assuming, though, that Full-Life Consequences was the inspiration for this fic?

Greatest game/show series ever. Gotta love the horrendous grammar.

"Dad, mom has dead" *Slap*

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By LBP you mean LittleBigPlanet right? You better continue this, how delightful would it be if SackBoy accompanies John on his journey.


THROUGH SPACEEEEEEEEE.

I think I might join you

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